When you fuck a bitch in the ass, get shit dick, then ram your cock down her throat forcing her to gag and make a sound like a fucked up rooster's crow.
by PV2 Cigarette December 17, 2008
middle aged, white trash, alcoholic men usually found in internet chat rooms and redneck bars with clucking hens.
by SandiW December 12, 2006
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by Scott & Amber January 18, 2009
An older man who used to kiss his wife very often when they were dating. But now has lost the pleasure of kissing. One 'Pickles' strip showed Earl and Opal fighting because he no longer kissed her. This was what lead to the Romance Rooster (Pickles July 25, 2004)
Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?
Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.
Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.
Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!
Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.
Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.
Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 17, 2011
where you have sex with a girl while she is on her period. Then wipe the blood on her chin and cum on her chin so i drips down like a rooster.
by The Puma, Savage, and B.B. November 13, 2009
When you're burning that 7018 rod so sweet that the flux solidifies and lifts off on it's own requiring no clean up.
by arcstrike February 01, 2012