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Rip Ringer

a day of fun, Leisurely Day, A day of relxation and fun and enjoyment, ex. doing what you like in one day
by thebttdboomer1221 September 15, 2008
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Rim Ringer

Basketball player who hits the rim but can’t get the ball to go in.
Dang man, he’s so bad at basketball every time he throws the ball up it rings the rim. He’s such a rim ringer.
by FAteach February 16, 2018
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Turkish Ringtone

A cell phone ringtone that is so unconscionably obnoxious, that, without hesitation, you must fill any available orifice (typically the anus) of the offender with your penis (offended male) or handheld/strap on phallus (offended female). This act is not homoerotic if the offender and offended are of the same sex, it is merely a tactic to display supremacy over the offender, and to cease the offensive ringtone in such a manner as to keep it from repeating after the offender has been defiled.
Dude, ditch that Turkish Ringtone before you find yourself smuggling sausage in Browntown!
by Sofaking Wiitodded November 18, 2010
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Toilet-Bowl-Ringer

When one is using the public washroom and in the process of excreting, lets out a loud, resounding, fart. Followed by a loud echo in the room, it results in extreme embarrassment for whomever is present.
(Two friends using bathroom mirrors)

Friend 1: "Hey, can I borrow your lip chap?"
Friend 2: "No problem, here you go."
*Interrupted by a loud, bodily noise*
Friend 2: "Holy crap, I can't believe that just happened!"
Friend 1: "You're telling me. That was a huge Toilet-Bowl-Ringer if I've ever heard one!"
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ringed

im getting ringed in two months.
by sweetcheeks30 October 24, 2009
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Ringer

to " go-gurt" the remainder of your sperm from the shaft after ejaculating. Can also be slung into one's face or to top off a good space docking.
after Mary and Jon got done fornicating, Jon gave mary the ringer.
by Gamble's May 2, 2008
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ringer dinger

The area between the base of the penis and the scrotum.
Used as an insult.
"Dude, that guy is a total ringer dinger"
by fuss-no September 19, 2006
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