A cell phone ringtone that is so unconscionably obnoxious, that, without hesitation, you must fill any available orifice (typically the anus) of the offender with your penis (offended male) or handheld/strap on phallus (offended female). This act is not homoerotic if the offender and offended are of the same sex, it is merely a tactic to display supremacy over the offender, and to cease the offensive ringtone in such a manner as to keep it from repeating after the offender has been defiled.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods