"That's adorable!" I thought, watching a baby bear squeak with frustration as it tried to pull the bark off a stick. Then after a few minutes I realized the stick was a rabbit, and the squeaks were from it being eaten alive. The reality whiplash literally knocked the wind out of me.
by TheAwfulDin December 2, 2014
Get the reality whiplash mug.(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.
Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?
Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊
Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.
Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊
Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.
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The point at which, during a drug or alcohol based impairment, you reach a level where you know something has dramatically changed in your level if consciousness. In essence, the ‘moment of knowing’ that you have reached an altered state.
Similarly, you can also pass unwittingly into this state and not be consciously aware of it. You may realize it the next day, or someone may have told you that you had definitely changed your mental state.
Similarly, you can also pass unwittingly into this state and not be consciously aware of it. You may realize it the next day, or someone may have told you that you had definitely changed your mental state.
Dude, I was so high on ludes last weekend that I crossed over past my reality horizon. It was like I had a sixth sense about everything!
by intothefray August 4, 2021
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Someone who acknowledges that humans are terrible by nature and that the only cure for everything is one of the population-destroying meteors that passes between the Earth and Moon twice a month.
by Squinty August 1, 2003
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