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reality whiplash

The experience of suddenly realizing that something is the opposite of what you thought it was.
"That's adorable!" I thought, watching a baby bear squeak with frustration as it tried to pull the bark off a stick. Then after a few minutes I realized the stick was a rabbit, and the squeaks were from it being eaten alive. The reality whiplash literally knocked the wind out of me.
by TheAwfulDin December 2, 2014
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Reality Czar

(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.
Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?

Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊

Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.
by $lapaho February 13, 2021
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reality horizon

The point at which, during a drug or alcohol based impairment, you reach a level where you know something has dramatically changed in your level if consciousness. In essence, the ‘moment of knowing’ that you have reached an altered state.

Similarly, you can also pass unwittingly into this state and not be consciously aware of it. You may realize it the next day, or someone may have told you that you had definitely changed your mental state.
Dude, I was so high on ludes last weekend that I crossed over past my reality horizon. It was like I had a sixth sense about everything!
by intothefray August 4, 2021
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Reality

Me: When I have enough time to reflect on the average humans life I realize how boring experiencing reality is.
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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In reality

Something someone says they are trying to prove that is true.
Jeff: my wife is totally going to divorce me

fife: Well in reality you're fucked. Shes gonna take everything!!
by joe da baker October 18, 2011
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masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.
You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".
by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017
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Realist

A person who's personal and political views transcend the petty right-wing left-wing mentality and understands how things really work in the world.
Someone who acknowledges that humans are terrible by nature and that the only cure for everything is one of the population-destroying meteors that passes between the Earth and Moon twice a month.
by Squinty August 1, 2003
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