Definitions by TheAwfulDin

reality whiplash 

The experience of suddenly realizing that something is the opposite of what you thought it was.

"That's adorable!" I thought, watching a baby bear squeak with frustration as it tried to pull the bark off a stick. Then after a few minutes I realized the stick was a rabbit, and the squeaks were from it being eaten alive. The reality whiplash literally knocked the wind out of me.

reality whiplash by TheAwfulDin December 2, 2014

Debaucracy 

The decision making body formed by a group of drunk people going out for the night.

Greg: "So where we headed tonight?"
Jack: "Strip club?"
Group: "Yeahhhh strip club!"
Greg: "What about we go to this new jazz bar I read about?"
Jack: "STRIP CLUB, Greg. The debaucracy has spoken."

Debaucracy by TheAwfulDin December 2, 2014