rectal rampage

Taking a burning shit after eating spicy food.

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE

by Niqqerdicc September 5, 2016

rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

reebadeeni

The art of describing the need of alcohol while trying to be a professional in a work environment while stating a sentence in reverse order.

•Reebadeeni~ Read it backwards it says ( I need a beer)

Reebadeeni!

by Jake1236 April 18, 2017

Rectallect

(Verb)
To recall the sensation of a person or object, after said person or object has been fully inserted into your rectum.

(Noun)
Rectallection

Gary diddnt rectallect the dick of the person behind him.

To his rectallection, Trent had never had a rubber chicken inside him.

by ShittyWizzard July 21, 2017

Rectal drought

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017

Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

rectalinear

(Noun): Defined by, consisting of, or moving in a manner of an asshole.

I don't know what his problem is but that was totally rectalinear of him.

by Frenetic1 March 11, 2018