Definitions by StinkyTacoKisses

Bloody bomb 

The "kerplop" sound a blood clot makes while a woman is on her period and going pee.

My bloody bomb caused a tidal wave in the toilet bowel.

Bloody bomb by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

phantom feces 

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.

"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."

phantom feces by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

Rectal drought 

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

Rectal drought by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017