Picture this: you are taking a nice hot shower and the stean is swirling all around you. You finish the shower and grab for your towel, but alas...your towel is not there. You look right, then left, and see you dad wating to dab your balls dry.
Damn Jesse, you dad just gave me a free hot and ready, my balls were dry as a desert, then he sucked my breadstick.
by PDizzle June 30, 2004
tailor-made; custom-built.
by uttam maharjan February 22, 2010
by britirn February 15, 2019
by saulstl July 08, 2013
Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.
Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
by Pantallicus January 26, 2019
Best Friend who brings home biscuits, cookies, fresh fruits, instant noodles, warm bedsheets..and what not everything you need. Ask him and he'll be there .
by Uberoi December 08, 2021
Guy 1: yea I didn't even have time to finish
Guy 2: *sends incredibly relevant gif*
Guy 1: *Wished he could send a gif that expressed how he was feeling but can't find the right one bcs of his lack of skill*
Guy 1: man, how are you always so gif ready?
Guy 2: *sends incredibly relevant gif*
Guy 1: *Wished he could send a gif that expressed how he was feeling but can't find the right one bcs of his lack of skill*
Guy 1: man, how are you always so gif ready?
by SassMan May 27, 2015