Monster Quickie

When you drown your partner in monster energy while they suck your dick.

Guy: "lets do a monster quickie"
Girl: "mmmm okay"

by monsterquickiefan32 August 7, 2021

Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?

I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.

by BohoBill January 16, 2022

Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?

I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.

by BohoBill January 16, 2022

Ghost Quickie

When you cum on a ho's face, and then she go "BOO!"

She thought she got that sloppy toppy, but it was nothing more than a ghost quickie.

by 585Conqueeftador June 11, 2022

cosmic quickie

The act or thought of having sexual intercourse with one's parental figure in an outer-earthly plane.

Landan had the idea of a cosmic quickie towards Jess' mum

by Ronald Dodger July 30, 2022

bobcat quickie

a place to eat when hungover if you attend the college of Texas State Univeristy.

Bobcat Quickie would slap right now.

by the guy with many names February 3, 2023

The Quickness

An expression said with emphasis and used to describe someone reacting (with or without reflex) with such grace and speed that it seems effortless. Anybody is capable of demonstrating The Quickness if their mind and reflexes are sharpened.

(2 men watching a video of a store owner disarming a robber with relative ease)
Man 1: "Dude, that was so smooth and fast, it's like he wasn't even trying!"
Man 2: "Bruh, The Quickness!"
(men laugh because they are stoned)

by somepasserby February 11, 2023