puke shart

When you vomit so violently causing your stomach muscles to tighten, and your anal sphincter to loosen thus releasing the dreaded shart.

Yo Molly was so sick heaving last night that she puke sharted....totally greased her underwear.

by Aztec Two Step March 31, 2020

puking the mic

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."

by gwarjuice January 25, 2013

luke puke

HES SO FUCKING PRECIOUS I SWEAR his presence fr makes me smile sm i wish i could b there w him all the time cus pls i just wanna b w him although i dont act like it much he make me insanely happy and everytime i talk to him i get so happy bc he’s just so wow yk? he’s so funny genuinely so hAilOurs pls i miss him whenever i’m not talking to him. he honestly deserves the entire universe even w pluto n shit he’s so amazing n cute n nice n just so perfect none of u have any idea he’s the only person i’ll ever see myself with n i hope i never lose him he’s one of the most adorable ppl i’ve ever met n jsjfk he’s perfect n he’s SO ATTRACTIVE I KID U NOT LIKE WHO LET HIM B THAT BEAUTIFUL pls i’m in pain neeway he makes me feel wanted n yes if i could give him everyting i would i love him a lot n i hope one day he’s the happiest man on earth. if we ever broke up i feel like i’d find my way back to him he’s honestly addicting i can’t get enough of him i jate that he thinks he isn’t all thwt bc he is he’s worth so much and means so much to me i adore him i’m so obsessed w him everything he does and says i love i wish he knew how much i adored him i wish he’d believe that he’s the only one i think about before i sleep i wish he’d realize how in love i am with him he’s an amazing person and the way he makes me feel is just wow i’ve never felt so strongly for a person before i’ve never tried so jard for a person before he’s honestly the best nobody could ever compare n HES SO SEGGC N SWAG

luke puke is so swag

by glizzyet December 20, 2020

Puke Tower

When multiple people throw up on top of each other's vomit, creating a pile of puke.

Brian: Hey man, I think i'm gonna throw up!
Zach: If you do, I'll puke where you do. It will be a puke tower!

by puketower February 18, 2013

Exorcist Puke

Often drug related and/or induced, throwing up so violently that the vomit ends up on the back of said perons head. Exorcist Puking side effects include; Pre EP: Inticing others to come close to you implying something is wrong but not asking for help, Post EP: collapsing on the front lawn of a friends house with a boner.

Moe had smoked so much weed that night, that he Exorcist Puked everywhere, upon leaving his friends house he collapsed on the front lawn and pitched a tent.

by NicoV December 13, 2010

Regal Puke

A classy puke without sound, but with grace. Usually an act committed by rich girls. A regal puke is often undetectable, unless you come in direct contact with it. The likelihood of witnessing a regal puke is higher with gin and tonics and jaegerbombs.

Omg. I didn't know Arya puked last night. Must have been a regal puke

by urunclesaville August 4, 2018

Puke-inducer

The Puke-inducer: A signature alcoholic cocktail, typically ordered during a house party, or similar festive occasion. The drink consists of a multitude of various spirits, accompanied by a single cube of ice. It is a rare and authentic beverage, typically served at a college party with limited range and variety in alcohol selection. It's aftermath results in that of vomiting.

Bartender: "Would you like a Puke-inducer? "
Bar Patron: "My girlfriend just left me...make it a double."

by K8ty07 May 29, 2017