prayer of karlaism

A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.

Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"

by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022

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Sweetest and prettiest girl you have ever met.She is always here for you, but will clown you when you Mess up but still love you anyway

Prayer don’t let people bring you down

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Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

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“During the out-of-control wildfires in Jasper, Alberta, the premier, Danielle Smith, offered 'thoughts and prayers' to those who had lost their homes, but many residents felt this was an empty gesture without any real plan for recovery or assistance."

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“The dedicated prayer warriors, fast and prayed in order to intercede for friends and family in their times of need”.

by SeaWhyWinters_5 June 18, 2025

Prayer Warriors

A prayer warrior is someone who is deeply committed to prayer, often interceding on behalf of others, their community, or specific causes. Prayer warriors are seen as spiritual advocates who rely on faith and prayer to seek divine intervention, guidance, protection, or blessings. They are often characterized by their steadfast dedication, persistence, and belief in the power of prayer to effect change in both spiritual and earthly matters. The term is commonly used in Christian communities but can be applied broadly to individuals who focus intensely on prayer within their faith traditions.

The dedicated prayer warriors, fast and prayed in order to intercede for friends and family in their times of need.

by SeaWhyWinters_5 June 18, 2025

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by Greater than gods November 3, 2019