Poser

Poser=Piece of shiter

I met this big poser and he was pissing me off all day

Poser by Zombieman July 26, 2006

Poser

Someone who tries to fit in with something that they are not. In example, a Slipknot fan.

Person 1: "OMG! Duality is like the greatest Slipknot song ever!!"
Person 2: "Oh really? Have you even heard OTHER great Slipknot songs like The Heretic Anthem, Vermillion, Eyeless, Surfacing, or even Wait And Bleed for that matter?
Person 1: "Wait...there's more than 1 Slipknot song?"
Person 2: "You are such a poser."

Poser by Kuro Fox January 29, 2007

poser

a person (im not aloud 2 name names but hey,here we go,yeah rachel stanley,matthew plant,jack beckwith,emma whats her last name,sonia latif,naan bread,millie hawkins)who has no personal style or identity.e.g avril lavigne,lindsay lohan,good charlotte,mcfly.

"you fucking poser"implies the subject is a poser
"im a punk/goth/emo"bollocks.if you know you are then you dont say it,thats just desperate man.
"move your fat,poser ass"please move you huge vile creature wiith no identity.your making me vomit.
"my walls eill eat you"they WILL.

poser by i love pointed December 28, 2005

Poser

A term to describe someone who is seen as a fake/phony. However, this is a term used mostly by ignorant scum bags who have a great deal of growing up to do. It's one of those words that most civilized people do away with after middle school.

Duncan Disorderly: Dude, that kid's such a poser, I had that look first. (his friend walks in dressed just like him) DUDE I'm loving the look! (they proceed to high five each other and let out a Louis from "Revenge of the Nerds" style laugh)

Poser by I_Shot_The_Sheriff September 19, 2006

poser

ok these definitions are allrigh but miss a few key point. a poser is a person who trys to conform to a social group to either look cool, get atention, or because they are uncofident. a poser isnt really what they are trying to be

a poser dosnt have to be conformed to any group such as preps.

the best way to spot a poser- a poser will allways anounce their group through acts, clothing and speech

i have a poser friend and this is how it goes.

me- wats up?

him- nottin yall

me- why do u talk like dat?

him- cause ima redneck.

(he wears the stupid confederat (sp) flag n trys to act racist. he wears alot of flannel and a hat that says eith "Git Er Done" or "REBEL REBEL REDNECK"

FUCK POSERS roll on their bitch asses

poser by wat it do? January 11, 2007

poser

A person who is trying too hard to be punk... but isn't and loves rap and Fallout Boy... and Yellowcard and Gay emo... usually a girl or a slasher(emo)...

They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.

Poser: Man, Fallout Boy is so Hard-core!
Punk: Your gay...
Poser: And so is Yellowcard and...
Punk: STFU!
Poser: Why does everyone hate me! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Punk: PWNED SUCKA! Go cut yourself!
Poser: Too late!

poser by Not Punk but a Skanker! April 19, 2006

poser

1. Someone who tries to fit in with a crowd by following all of its trends but isn't cool at all.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.

Dude, that kid Cole is such a poser, he always brings his skateboard to school and can't even do a fucking ollie.

poser by cloudwacher August 12, 2006