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Definitions by Zombieman

bouldering 

The act of one man bashing his testicles against the testicles of another man, sometimes for comedic purposes, but most often for sexual gratification.
Dude... I was totally bouldering with Jared last night and it was WAY hot, but now my ballbag is all bruised.
bouldering by zombieman May 17, 2018

alcolades 

Alcohol-based reward for doing something noteworthy. A fusion of "alcohol" and "accolades".
Steve is at best a 3, but he somehow managed to bag a 9. He definitely deserves some ALCOLADES for that!
alcolades by zombieman March 25, 2013
I met this big poser and he was pissing me off all day
Poser by Zombieman July 26, 2006