Someone who goes to another persons house, uses their toilet, leaves a poo in their toilet and doesn't flush.
Next person finds the poo floating in the toilet.
Next person finds the poo floating in the toilet.
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The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.
Did you see Jenny last night?
Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!
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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!
Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling
Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!
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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!
Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling
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by Poodini Supreme September 7, 2008
Get the poodini mug.When you put on latex gloves and open your mate's arsehole and notice the lack of poo inside. Therefore, making you want to fill it up by sharing some of your own poo.
Dr. Riley opened up Fred's anus and noticed that all he saw was red and no poo, so Dr. Riley quickly became Dr. Poolittle and filled up Fred's empty hole.
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Hi guys,
Here's a story for you:
Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."
So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.
I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.
We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.
Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.
With Love,
Jason Poolick
Here's a story for you:
Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."
So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.
I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.
We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.
Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.
With Love,
Jason Poolick
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