pooping hippopotamus

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

by acoustiix April 26, 2016

Popping my tourniquet

When somebody really gets on your nerves, often by overstepping their bounds.

That new girl comes in here and acts like she knows everything better than we do. She is really popping my tourniquet!

by Laprecia November 1, 2017

Popping a cork

This happens after you have been constipated from a piece of stool that backs up your bowels, causing bad enough bloating that you end up getting severe intestinal pain, often in the middle of the night.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.

Joe: Ugh, man I shouldn't have eaten that grilled five-cheese, wings, and beer at the pub this weekend. I woke up last night feeling like my gut had a knife in it. Took like twenty minutes on the toilet before I finally ended up popping a cork.

Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.

by Derp Contractor April 23, 2018

killer pooping

To poop with such ferocity, the results could be absolutely devastating.

Killer pooping is incredibly rare, and only one unfortunate individual has suffered loss of life.

by ExtremeBogom March 18, 2008

Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

Aol pimping

Going into aol's chat rooms and trying to pick up or hitting on a lot of women.

Billy:Mom not right now im AOL pimping.

bob77::hey baby whats up
richard493::Man look at bob77 go he is really aol pimping today

by keilowkei October 17, 2010

Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.

He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?

by Andy Spring June 6, 2011