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pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.
Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?
by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016
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Pokey

Meaning a hoe got a fat booty and it pokes out.
“Yo u seen Amber she got that pokey her shit fat”-Erie

For real bro she mad pokey”-Jordan
by Egwavy September 4, 2018
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SlimeGuyVR X Pokey

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid and so cute
SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid UWU OWO
by SlimeGuyf6y7waesgbyeuf February 16, 2022
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The Spooky Hokey Pokey

A nickname for sex. Not to be mixed up with “The Devils Tango
Charlie is doing The Spooky Hokey Pokey with Lukas”
“But Charlie isn't gay?”
“He’s experimenting
by Ieatfurries69 December 7, 2022
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Pokey Bum Strum

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion
Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited
by Shash_____ November 12, 2020
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soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.
Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.
by Ben Fender September 8, 2019
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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