The government going round in circles by frequently implementing lockdown restrictions due to their failure to governor and keep their citizens safe by waiting until there is a new spike of infections
You put your household in, your kiddies out, in out in out spread it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn around what's that? A third lockdown.
by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021
Get the Hokey pokeymug. The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
Get the big telly pokey bum wankmug. by Egwavy September 4, 2018
Get the Pokeymug. The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.
by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016
Get the pokey cactusmug. by KingArther November 21, 2017
Get the Finger Pokey Bum Wankmug. by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020
Get the Pokeymug. Something that sounds very wrong and should have an equally wrong definition on Urban Dictionary, but did not so a person who does not understand Urban Dictionary made a definition talking about their experience with the phrase to try to be funny.
by Kurdism December 17, 2019
Get the Pokey Clickermug.