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Pocket Ghetto

(n.) A small ghetto: A small area populated by poor and low income people prone to violence, drug use, and coolness.

Often exists within a patchwork of middle class and upper class communities. Indicated by the presence of hookers, drug addicts/tweakers, drug dealers, gang members, check cashin' places, pawn shops, or other shady people/locations.
(1) "Roll up the window, we're in a pocket ghetto."

(2) "We are? How do you know?"

(1) "First, I buy my weed here. Second, there's a Wafflehouse.
by AZ Homegrown May 28, 2009
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she pocket

A term that creepy, creepy men use to refer to a woman's vagina. First recorded mention is an article by the creepy, creepy Wingman Magazine.
How many men have put their rocket into your she pocket?
by Captain Tudmoke October 25, 2015
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pocket jerking

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.
He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.
by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014
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pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm
My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.
by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018
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Pocket Battleship

1.) Any German warship built between the mid 1920s and late 1930s.

2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
Webbo: Fuck me, did you see that bird walk past then - she was a fridge!
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
by Baggers80 August 23, 2010
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Pocket G

When you carry a Guinness around with you or you need to drink a quick Guinness before leaving the bar.
1.The bar was about to close so I yelled at the bartender to "throw me a pocket G." 2. I was going to the tailgate party at the stadium and they were only serving cheap beer so I brought with me a couple of "pocket G's"
by Swan269 November 2, 2010
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Pocket Post

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.
Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.
by JesusJs August 16, 2010
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