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Minecraft

It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.

There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.

-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.
Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!
by aetherX July 9, 2011
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Hop on Minecraft

Very often the term of asking your friend for rough and hardcore sex whether its a girl or a boy.
The person asked cannot deny the request, and has to have rough and hardcore sex with the asker.
Maddie, hop on Minecraft today.
Hey Tom, want to see me hop on Minecraft with Alex?
by Misart August 8, 2021
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Minecraft

The best Video Game ever created. Created by Notch, you can build, explore, and kill.. things. You can also play on servers/multiplayer and do PVP and other minigames.
Person 1: Hey, buddy. Wanna play FoRTnITe?
Person 2: no Josh I’m playing Minecraft
Person 1: what’s a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.

Person 2: o k. Please, don’t play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.
by GetSpaghettiedOn. September 24, 2019
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12 year old minecraft youtuber

An often young kid with a rusty voice that is usually hard to understand who makes letsplay videos of the game know as minecraft for his 3 subscribers. Can also be used as an insult for someone who gets easily pissed off or has an aforementioned "rusty voice"
Max: *Oi guys ya wanna play some minecraft HAhaA?*
Noah: you sound like a 12 year old minecraft youtuber.
by MagmaHotDesigns May 8, 2018
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Minecraft

Minecraft is a sandbox video game created and designed by Swedish game designer Markus "Notch" Persson, and later fully developed and published by Mojang. Wikipedia
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org
by Idekwia September 25, 2017
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minecraftcito

music god listens to sooooo good
that minecraftcito is soooooo good, the song is thike music to my ears
by bob th bbuilder September 20, 2018
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Minecraft 2

A thing all gamers want, but is too illegal to have.
Minecraft is a great game, so people want a Minecraft 2. HOWEVER, IT IS WAY TOO ILEGALL TO OWN IT.
or just download some custom mod idk.
by BaconSlushii May 11, 2021
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