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Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.
Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014
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picnic panic

When a twitch stream suddenly goes offline and the chat explodes with people panicking.
Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat
by NekoHimi August 14, 2014
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Pincïto

Adaptive Spanish adjective to mean good, bad, dry, wet, annoying, rude, charming, useful, useless (etc) depending on the context

Pronounced PIN-SHI-TOH
P1: this new coat has a hole in it

P2: That's very Pincïto
by Dracula Rulez 1773 January 2, 2020
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Pinito

Amani’s best friend ever , a girl whose stunning , amazing and has the kindest heart
Hey pinito
by Pintos bestie April 25, 2021
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Leicester Picnic

Performing oral sex in a public place.
She was romanced when their second date was a Leicester Picnic in the bushes at Abbey Park. But before long he was fixated on having Leicester Picnics in as many Tesco carparks as possible.

At last night's Leicester Picnic they shared some Maryland chicken followed by a good lick on her fanny, before the security guard moved them on.
by GeneralHot April 16, 2014
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Yuppie Picnicker

Two words used to describe someone awful without calling them something totally vulgar.
Instead of calling someone a slut, fag, whore or cunt you could use Yuppie Picnicker.
Mya: Did you hear about Veronica last night? She slept with John again.
Kyle: After she got back together with Carter? What a Yuppie Picnicker.
by glacierablaze July 31, 2018
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The Picnic

When you and three friends all insert one end of a tablecloth firmly into your anus, and then spread it evenly apart so that the cloth is taut. You then have a fourth friend gently rest their nutsack or breasts onto the tablecloth. Bon appetit!
Me and my friends all got together to do The Picnic and it was an amazing bonding experience!
by Space Moose June 22, 2019
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