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Thanks Perth

Australian slang for being slow with current affairs or jokes. Perth in Western Australia, is 3 hours behind the rest of Australia. The term "thanks Perth" often follows a comment about "new" information everyone already knew.
"Did you hear Chris Brown beat Rihanna?!"..."Thanks Perth!"
by Mark576 May 23, 2013
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perty

A party, or a gathering of people in celebration!
Refuse to use the word 'party', because perty is cooler, apparently.
Sometimes spelt with two y's, as in "pertyy"
Looking forward to your halloween perty!
by stumps101 March 21, 2010
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pertty smiple, wans't it?
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[perth street bikes]

A group of homosexual bikers known for beating up on riders of non sports bikes.
"How Perth Street Bikes of you."
by Ryvens October 6, 2008
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Perthonality

The attitude exhibited by Perth natives when they are out in public. Usually self-superior and with the belief they are better than anybody who isn't from Perth and doesn't know their group of friends.

Similar to how a big fish may act in a small pond.
Guy 1:How'd you go with that girl?
Guy 2:Terrible, she had a Perthonality.

Actions by a girl from Perth (spoken with disdain)
Girl: Oh, so you're from the East Coast?... That's nice I guess...
(She then turns her back to you and starts another conversation with other Perthonalities)
by Tommy the Troublemaker July 16, 2013
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pert

used to describe the female reproductive system, or used to show that you're soon to be getting action with that of a female.
Joe: All i did was tickle her wet pert.
by Lucchino August 28, 2007
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Perturbation

When one masturbates to pornographic material that's extremely perturbing, raunchy, disgusting, or so obscurely erotic that it is hard to consider it "porn".

Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
I was perturbating to A Japanese Woman Fries An Egg And Asks You About Your Day the other day and right after I finished I realized how screwed up it was.

...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.

Perturbation is so great.
by TheK3vin December 3, 2009
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