PB and J

Penis, Balls, and Jizz, a tasty treat.

All my dad gave me for lunch was a PB and J...

by Synister Spade March 14, 2019

PB and J

To consume a pint and one beer then proceed to smoke a joint.

Mike: Hey you wanna get fucked up tonight?
Luke: I think I'm gonna go for a PB and J.
Mike: FUCK YA!!!

(Mike and luke then proceed to high five)

by ACIDPILLS October 20, 2008

PB&J

Term used to describe any Fox body Mustang including SN-95 and SN-95 New Edge cars. Called PB&J because they're easy and relatively inexpensive to build. Also called PB&J because they are so common.

What up dog, you takin' the PB&J out to the track tonight?

by dryhump May 1, 2008

pb n j

a secret way of saying porn infront a someone without them knowing. ( such as your parents)

" yo man lets go get some pb n j."

by ak harry March 18, 2005

PB AND J SANDWICH

WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.

by HUGESET D February 5, 2009

pb&j

When you take a shit in your girlfriend's vagina during her period.

I love it when a guy gives me a good old fashioned PB&J.

by Xander Mander November 16, 2007

PB&J

Peanut Butter allows you to disperse the butter around your intromittent organ in which you can exploit a Canis lupus familiaris into exciting you, if you will. With Jam, you can not, the reason as to why this is so should be pointed directly at the digestive system of a Canis lupus familiaris. Jam is considered toxic to a Canis lupus familiaris and can result in kidney failure.

"Yo, I need to pull off a quickie, but I have no partner, whatever shall I do?" Jared exclaimed.

"Don't worry about it! Just pull a PB&J from this neat book, 'The Aberrations of Mr.PB&J'!" Jin said fiercely.

"Huh? Oh I got you! A PB&J!" Jared said dumbfoundedly.

by Jin Sin July 16, 2010