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FUCK PARENTS

FUCKPARENTS....Parents that hoard their child until they are grown, overprotect them, and when they find independence...force their hand to the one of their choice....and scare any thing else off for fear their grandchild will not be in their control. Its a disease. Stay away from FUCK PARENTS...All they will do is see their grandchildren. They will never see their childs happiness....because they define it, they abuse it, and they only want to be bias and and shallow about having a child and raising a child....
Dude....I was totally fucking thinking about you until your fuck parents came up....
by skreettalk May 11, 2018
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Parents

1)People who have sex and somehow think that makes them qualified to rule over your life.

2)People who think that your privacy dosent matter cause you're younger than them.

3)people who set an AMAZING example of following their own directions/house rules!

4)people who think that your two days off of school are,"let's wake up early and get a fresh start!" Days and, "let's go do something that I know full well you don't want to do!" Days.

5)people who think that it's okay to tell you how to and not to dress, what type of music you can and can't listen to, and what you can and can't do while you are in the "comfort" of your own home ruining any individuality you had left in this already crushing society.

6)people who tell you that you have to "earn" the right to do things that you already should have the right to do.

7) and lastly, people who unintentionally worsen any mental illnesses you already might have such as anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder, ect.
My parents just made me spend my entire fucking weekend doing chores and "earning my right to do shit"
by nina_bryskoe April 17, 2017
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Parental Fail

When your parents either are unreasonably strict and controlling or are drug dealers. And not the fun kind of drug dealers, either.
"Oh my gosh, my parents are making me drop my AP class and Jazz Band! They're such parental fails!"
by Vanessa(: August 30, 2009
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parents

the thing stopping you from living in your house...naked
i would live naked, but i cant cuz of the parents :(
by fatassraccoon July 5, 2008
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Parent(s)

1. Lifeless people who have nothing better to do than make their child miserable and isolate them from their friends

2. people who abuse children because the THINK that it will hlep them learn manner/behave

3. People who don't shut the hell up and annoy you throughout life. Though you wish they would just go away, they won't.

4. people who will not let you go anywhere because they like annoying the shit out of you
Me: I can't go to the park today.
Veronica: Why?
Me: Parent(s)
by S.B.C! January 16, 2009
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Fairly Odd Parents

A nickelodeon cartoon about a child named timmy with fairy god parents.

Created by butch hartman, FoP is often hilarious but sometimes misses.
Cosmo: Hey. I didn't know Jorgen was made of metal, or had an extension cord coming from his butt. JORGEN IS NOT MADE OF METAL, BUT HE MAY HAVE AN EXTENSION CORD IN HIS BUTT; I NORMALLY DON'T LOOK BACK THERE!
by Chaltab March 4, 2005
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fairy god parents

often occurs when subject is fairy; determined if parents have wings and halo.
Dont get mixed with Fairly Odd Parents-we all have those.
Fairy God Parents are magic.
by allie7687578 May 12, 2006
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