Parlor Date

A date that takes place in the reception room in an inn or club where visitors can be received, or a date that takes place in the living room or other room in a private house or establishment where people can sit and talk and relax.

He came to her house for their parlor date. They had planned on enjoying conversation and lemonade.

by MJ Sargent January 13, 2008

parkour

(sometimes abbreviated to PK), or l'art du déplacement (English: the art of movement) is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one's path by adapting one's movements to the environment.

In short, it's the French art of "running away". Early iterations were witnessed in the Franco-Prussian War, World War I, and World War II. The key is to lay down your weapons, and run away from Germans.

If you recall - the French haven't won a combat engagement since Napoleon. They have folded 3 times to the Germans in the last 100 years. Their "resistance" sold out more of their friends and family than actually provided real resistance.

All of this led up to the development of parkour - the French art of running away.

Look at that weak and pasty buttdart running from that scary rabbit... he is practicing parkour.

by Flaccid Tallywhacker January 3, 2011

Parsonite

Somebody who works for West London engineering outfit Parsons

Matty Holland World Cup Goalscorer is no longer a Parsonite

by Giusseppe Oyola Penfold March 3, 2005

Parsons

Parsons are usually tall handsome and charming. There from Germany but on acasion can be found in the USA. They first some reason support socialism, and some people even believe them to be a myth to scare the American people. If you ever come across one be warned they are extremely athletic attractive and may speak in there native language (German) The best course of Action in case of crossing one give them some ki d of fruit or vegetable, because they are known to be health nuts.

Be careful I heard there's Parsons hiding out here.

by Weston_the great June 1, 2020

jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018

Blake Parsons

Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.

Blake Parsons is an absolute crotch sniffer.

by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021

Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 18, 2023