slide down to my spot and get some ones

to go to the bank and get money

im gonna slide down to my spot and get some ones. be back at 8:00

by Drew P. Balls March 15, 2009

One of dem ones!

Meaning when you chat to someeone and they either pretend to know what your going on about or crack da same jokes MUCH MORE THAN TWICE AND CERTAINLY MORE THAN 3 TIMES!or when they dont get the joke at all and you have to explain bare times to the extend of when it just aint funny or when they say da most random shit you have ever heard in your life! you gotta make the sign of the cross across there head and shoulders and say, man its one of dem ones, like ya kinda feel sorry for em. this ones especially for my friend Heidalo if your out there watching this look at me and say its one of dem ones peace and love (yea thats one of hers to and go and suck u mudda dry-but thats anuva story!

kc:why did the chicken cross the road?
highd:pardon?
kc:why did the chicken cross the road?
highd:r u taliking to me?
kc:yes why did it cross the road?
highd:explain that again plz?

by kc January 17, 2005

onesie

A selfie taken by HM the Queen

One has taken a onesie on one's mobile

by cousinjack49 April 23, 2014

ones and zeroes

a system of rating women as either capable of being sexed or incapable of being sexed, derived from binary code

"At the end of the night, you can throw out your scale of one to ten and just go with ones and zeroes."

by jwd142 August 12, 2009

these ones

A hand gesture that requires the arm to be raised to approximately head height, the three middle fingers pointing inward and the pinky finger and thumb outstreched. The hand is then quickly and repeatedly twisted from side to side. Usually seen being used on pathetic Vietnamese dancefloors by overly enthusiastic red headed losers who think the DJ's lame techno re-mix of volare, followed by 'let's get loud' by J-Lo (for the 3rd time in an hour) actually warrants the aforementioned dancefloor being labelled the "best dancefloor ever!!" The act of giving 'these ones' will be frowned upon by all except stocky quiff haired wank-a-holics who are too intoxicated to realise that the dancefloor in question would actually be less lame if the DJ spun a Nicki Webster mega-mix.

Pete - "Man, that was the best dancefloor ever! I was high fiving the DJ, and giving him these ones!" (Pete then demonstrates the act of giving 'these ones')

by Chris April 13, 2005

onesome

I would assume this means masturbation.

Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome

by b-town September 6, 2003

Oneshot

In WoW, being taken from 100% to death in one blow.
Common when bosses enrage or dps and healers get aggro

Tank: "Watch your threat...l2omen"
DPS: "DURRRRR WAAH?"
Boss: waltzes over to lil tiny gnome clothy
DPS: "WTF I GOT ONESHOTTED!??!"

by Drgodsauce November 24, 2010