Oomf

It is not “One of my friends.” to me. It is “One of my faggots.”

(I’m gay so stfu abt me using it ik one of yall r gonna bitch somewhere💀)

“Aw I luv her sm shes my oomfy”

“She’s not real how r u friends”

“Nonono… she’s my oomf! One of my faggots.”

by 4bs1nthe November 18, 2022

The Oompa Loompa

When your girlfriend ain't good at riding cock so she kinda goes up and down like a oompa loompa

Yo my girl can't ride for shit. She does The Oompa Loompa whenever she tries to do it.

by yyuh December 27, 2018

The oompaloompa

Jon: hey I pulled a oompaloompa yesterday

Joe: Nice, how tall was it? Was it Ashley?

Jon: 3 foot 6

Joe: sheeeeeeeesh

Jon: sheeeeeeeesh

It's when your smashing a short chick and u nut all across her face and her mom and sister run in and put ur nut all over there face. Then they all start running around you singing the oompaloompa theme song

by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021

Dirty Oompa Loompa

The act of packing your partner’s anus with saffron and proceeding to fuck them until your dick turns orange.

We originally just wanted to grab a little olive oil to use as lube, but once we saw the saffron in the pantry, we knew we had to try for the dirty oompa loompa.

by The Big Purple Helmet March 19, 2023

Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie

It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...

Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...

by Beanus Tightus Mightus Hightus January 15, 2019

oomf

Commonly used on Twitter, Oomf typically stands for “One of my friends”, “One of my followers” or “One of my online friends”

Someone on Twitter: Do you have proof?
Someone else on Twitter: oomf said

by PiedPupper May 7, 2021

Oompa Blumpkin

A girl and or miget that dresses up as a Oompa-Loompa and gives you a blumpkin. Or a real Oompa-Loompa that gives you one.

Adam's Girlfriend for halloween dressed up as a Oompa-Loompa and gave him a Oompa Blumpkin.

Part of the Oompa Blumpkin song

What do you get when a Oompa guzzles down your cum
While something long and brown comes out of your bum

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008