A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.
by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021
Get the Turtle Toddmug. by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018
Get the Dank Toddmug. dammit todd turn your balls down
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack
by toddsballsguyfeeding December 18, 2017
Get the todds ballsmug. 1. A scrawny underachieving wide receiver.
2. An alligator-armed bitch who's earned the name "Stinkston".
2. An alligator-armed bitch who's earned the name "Stinkston".
1. I'm glad Todd Pinkston has been cut from the Eagles.
2. Boy 1:(runs away from defenders)
Boy 2: Stop beng a Stinkston and catch the ball.
2. Boy 1:(runs away from defenders)
Boy 2: Stop beng a Stinkston and catch the ball.
by Eagles5fan January 9, 2008
Get the Todd Pinkstonmug. A middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.
Dude. That one guy over there is too old. He's like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a Vans and a Paul Frank hoodie. He's totally a Royal Todd.
by Canute January 17, 2009
Get the Royal Toddmug. A tall, sexy man who gives one raging hard-ons when one gazes upon their sexy-ass eyes. Then, slide down to his pants, and notice the massive bulge as you start to cum. He unbuckles his belt, and you truly cum gallons, as his massive, throbbing, horsecock slowly gains blood vessels. Then, wake up, still cuming, because only in your dreams can you fuck Todd Kobus.
by Speederx99 October 13, 2021
Get the Todd Kobusmug. Todd Kraines is an imaginary of Kim Kardashian and her sisters in order to prank their mother Kris Jenner.
The name is used for a liar or/and an imaginary friend.
The name is used for a liar or/and an imaginary friend.
by minhtendo June 1, 2018
Get the Todd Krainesmug.