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omelet

To passively disregard something.
I should pop you in yo grill fo dat one, but omelet it slide this time.
by Courtney Ponsetto June 13, 2003
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ometv

Worse than Omegle, still a candy shop for pedophiles, but worse. Videochat roulette full of borderline porn.
Charles- "Yeah I got on Ometv today and saw at least 5 dicks!"
by OranglePickleBucket July 28, 2017
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Omelette

Omelette is used, (as in Lee Nelson's well good show) to encourage peer pressure. If you state that you are going to do something, such as dropping a meaty steamer on your mate's pillow, and another calls 'Omelette', you must adhere to your initial proposition. Failure to do said task will result in the Omeletted individual having to cook a tasty Omelette for the person who called Omelette.
Person A: "I'm gonna eat a turd sandwich."

Person B: "Omelette."
Person A: "Shit."
by HarryHobnob August 28, 2013
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Ovary omelette

An aborted fetus fried in melted goat milk butter on med-high for 8-10 minutes or until crispy. Served best with a side of hash browns and baby seal chips. Delicacy among Urban cannibalistic doctors, or black canadians.
Dr. Brown sure can cook an ovary omelette!
by Typhanee Jawnsun December 5, 2010
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algerian omelet

a sexual act, not unlike the "bangladesh bomber", or the "funnel cake", or the "potato salad", or the "shoeless camel", named for the result of the nefarious act.

so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to vagina. after a few good pounds in her ass, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.
man, i was so hungry and horny. i just needed an algerian omelet.
by hume 4th 2007 April 30, 2007
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the cheese omelet

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese
by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007
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Havana omlette

when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.
Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.
by speedoboy & elm street August 4, 2008
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