Captain Obvious

Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.

Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.

Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010

iblivious

adj: A state of mind in which one is unaware of their sorrundings caused by intensely focusing on one's portable mp3 player.

1) Did you see that guy over there almost get slammed by the car?

2) Yep... he was iblivious to the whole thing... his chances of survival hinge on his eyePod running out juice.

by Rhett C September 11, 2005

oblivios

lacking conscious awareness of; unmindful.
Lacking all memory; forgetful.

Sombody sneaking up on you and you not knowing,
Sombody saying BOO!! and you not noticeing,
"You are so oblivios of the power around you."

by meliotor November 10, 2008

Oblivion

Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream.

And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.

So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.

Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks!!

Jesus: Oh yeah man.

A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?

Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?

Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!

by The Stranger That Saved Your L September 27, 2009

Obliviocity

To disappear from view at a speed that is un-noticeable. Watching an object that is receding into the distance at such a speed that you do not realise it is no longer there...

Staring at another person while on a heavy acid trip. The light around them fractures to the point where the dancing aurora meld into a kaleidoscopic hallucination and the subject slides into obliviocity.

by StuHefner July 30, 2011

Oblivionized

A neurotic racket caused by dreadlocks and misanthropy.

Person 1. Did you hear the widdly-woo blasting out of that bar last night? I bought the last copy of Abhorrent Evolution and a pair of some mad hippie's glasses.

Person 2. Must have been Oblivionized

by Autopsy666 November 26, 2012

obviousfuckenly

When people say something you already said 😊

I saw the movie twilight....
You saw the twilight saga movies

Yes obviousfuckenly I just said it

by Elilly March 4, 2016