Furby Oats

1. Derived from two words; "furby" refers to retardation, ugliness, lack of intellect, grotesquely hairy, poor (financially and morally), and dirty; and "oats" refers to the genetic seed. When stated together, the phrase usually includes "sowing furby oats," referring to breeding and pedigree, with some understanding of indiscretion or irresponsibility in the process for not preventing these negative characteristics from surfacing.

2. Furby oats are genetic characteristics - negative ones - passed along during mating/breeding.

3. A reference to poor upbringing, genetic disadvantages, and real-life problems not cured by maturity.

"Meg: That dude lives in a broken down trailer, puts all his money into video games, and thinks he is special because of an online character that he created. Yet in real life the dude is a complete douche bag who lives off his parents and the government. He is fat, balding, and is a little too 'close' with his pet dog, if you know what I mean.

Chucky: Yeah, his family quilt has been stitched together with really furby oats, if you know what I mean. They are all like that in his family.

Meg: So the lesson is, don't sow your furby oats, you ugly bastards!

Chucky: Yes, abstinence from sex with that gene pool is recommended."

by MegGolding91 June 21, 2011

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Oasis Academy Silvertown

this is a place that contains quite a few disgraceful Congolese rats. And suffer with many many many spots that not even neutrogena can fix this shit. These animals stink like dog piss and Ghanaian jollof. This is not a school this is a pig sty.

“Have you ever been to oasis academy silvertown?”
“Yeah man has some stinky ass pum smelling Congolese sisters, rarsclart”

by Overonthissidefortnite December 25, 2018

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