forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

neoconservative

see "Chicken Hawk".
Some bommer baby "intellectual" who sleazed himself out of serving in Vietnam, but 30 years later is way too eager to send somebody else to war. They have two other distinguishing charicteristics.
1) When they start trouble they call it "pre-emptive strike. When the sand niggers do thje same thing they call it "jihad."
2) Even tghough they were too yell themselves to go to Vietnam, they have the balls to call Vietnam vets who question them (like john Kerry) "traitors"

Flaming hypocrytes!!

by FederalQ2 March 9, 2004

nocomo

verb -- "non-commital-make-out (session)" -- intimate behaivor with no strings attached. see booty call

"i had a nocomo with mindy last nite"

by irie September 16, 2003

nomoneyhoe

a girl that sleeps with lots of guys but doesnt charge or charges little amount

ewwww that girl did all the guys in my math class... shes such a nomoneyhoe

by getoffmyspotbitch May 9, 2008

nococoaphobia

fear of not receiving chocolates on Valentine's Day

Nococoaphobiacs are generally morbidly obese.

by Suza_ February 14, 2009

Nonconfrontation

A moment when someone is acting inappropriately, and the best possible resolution would be action, but the offended party instead chooses to do nothing.

"Jerry was being a pretty big dick last night, but instead of calling him out, we had a nonconfrontation."

by bunivasal February 22, 2009

NoCo

North of Communipaw Ave.

The traffic in NoCo is just as bad as SoCo

by JousterJr May 30, 2019