hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

chop cigar

A phat dank cigar, referencing chop, a cigar stuffed with weed and tobacco.

“I’m a pot star, smoking on chop cigars.” -Mazi

by BeaminQuick June 17, 2020

Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.

“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”

by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022

Send me some cigars

Send me some cigars, and promise I’ll shut the fuck up

Send me some cigars

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 25, 2020

Cherry cigar

The more I smoke the more I get high

Better than drinking alcohol, wait I’m not so sure about that

Cherry cigar, it’s refreshing

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

mexican cigars

Taquitos.

Hey, you got any mexican cigars left?

by hintss May 17, 2016

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015