Mushroom Field

When you go to a club and you see a huge patch of dudes standing around with their drinks. (mushrooms are a phallic symbol).

"Man, I went to this club and there were barely any girls. Just endless patches of mushroom fields.

by grimmortician December 05, 2007

Mushroom God

The God of all Mushrooms. The Mushroom God must be a complete and utter asshole when heir to the throne. Hair/head must be shaped like a mushroom. The Mushroom God must be named Dustin or Conner.

Wow he's a real Mushroom God!

by Your mother1303 January 25, 2017

Mushroom Suit

noun, Slang for condom

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

by PockyGT September 22, 2008

Psychedelic Mushrooms

A class of mushroom which contains Psilocybin, a psychoactive ingredient. There are over 100 species of mushrooms that contain psilocybin. Psilocybin has real potential for treatment for anxiety, depression, and memory. Mushrooms are not illegal in the U.S, but rather the Psilocybin, which is responsible for spectacular treatment opportunities for the user. Psilocybe cubensis, the most known species of Psychedelic Mushroom, is typically called shrooms, magic mushrooms, cubes. Trips can last between 2-12 hours depending on the amount digested. Check your species to see what the correct storage method is. For Cubensis, mushrooms should be stored in an area which is dark and dry for

a long shelf life.

"I took some Psychedelic Mushrooms earlier and had a realization about how I should deal with anxiety more efficiently! "
"I found some Psychedelic Mushrooms in a field the other day! I need to research what substance they are, it can be pretty hard to tell..."

by Mr. Marino March 30, 2021

mushroom cape

the foreskin of an un-circumsized penis, which covers what would otherwise be a mushroom-shaped tip.

Adam and Tim are circumsized. Sam, however, still has his mushroom cape.

by Nyrat January 08, 2006

mushroom stamp

when you hit someone with your penis and leave a mushroom shaped mark

That girl got mushroom stamped!

by Dakota w. July 11, 2008

stinky mushroom

1. A phrase to describe your penis after having sex.

Steve: "Hey Dylan, how was your date with Brenda last night?"
Dylan: "It was awesome, I went home with a stinky mushroom!" Can also be reversed, as in "Dude, I got my mushroom stinky last night!"

by DinkleDonkle November 05, 2007