Working On Myself

What a female will say to you when she doesn’t want a relationship with you. The nice way to say she’s just not into you at all.

Sarah said she was working on myself when I asked her out on a date, but now she apparently is fucking around with John.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

Treat Myself

To have a luxury wank. For lonely people.

It's my birthday! I've not got any presents, but I think I'll treat myself

by Spunky McPunk August 25, 2016

i want to unalive myself

When you want to die but you can't say "I wanna die" because of demonitaisation

Timmy (he is a nerd): DUDEEE WE HAVE 3 EXAMS IN 3 WEEKS!!! LESSSGO
Me: I want to unalive myself

by Fuck me:) December 19, 2022

Museless

When you are musically restless

Flipping through your IPOD songs (listening for a moment)and nothing sounds good because you are feeling so museless

by smarkosa July 31, 2009

punch myself in the face

V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

I am going to go home and punch myself in the face, then go to sleep.

by Terry39 November 15, 2007

accidentally myself

An update to my previous definition:
"accidentally" is actually an old meme. Use with caution on teh Internets, especially around places such as /b/.

LovetteCher: HEY GAIS I ACCIDENTALLY MYSELF WITH THIS MEME.

Anon: Lovette Cher can't define worth crap. She accidentally accidentally. Derp.

by Lovette Cher July 31, 2010