murphy's law

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time

I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

murphy's law

murphys law has many variations, including, "the reason why a day goes bad: (insert original murphy's law here) and then you hit chem class with people that yell at you for helping because they dont understand other people asked that person for help, and then you leave the class and continue to encounter other ridiculous absurdities, similar to symetrically shaped objects, where one side is specifically labeled -this side up- because sillyness is at work in the word ridiculing all that is sane and good "

Mr.brian bills: chemistry student and day experiencer: who also gallantly feels the need to apologize when he has a bad day

by the all knowing one January 7, 2005

murphy's law

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.

"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"

by Murphy September 10, 2003

MURPHY BROWN!

An exclamatory used in Church basketball

"MURPHY BROWN! What kind of call was that ref?", says Matt in disgust.

by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009

Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me

Murphy Family

by raspersnacks May 21, 2011

Murphy'ed

The act of honking ones breast in a dim or dark room. "Unintentionally"

Everything was going fine until he murphy'ed me.

by zingerland June 11, 2012

Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.

Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.

by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018