The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.

1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017

by miley what's good February 6, 2017

Murfdirt

A murfdirt occurs when Nicolas Cage cuts off your penis, pumps it up to full erection with monkeyblood, and proceeds to choke you to death with it while you are tied to a chair and unable to move. This usually happens while Nic Cage is laughing hysterically, and gazing right into your eyes.

There really are no other examples of Murfdirt. See Definition.

by Nic Cage January 22, 2010

murder drones is cool

you think this show is cool

hey guys! did you know that murder drones is cool

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

Jesus Murphy

Canadian Jesus Christ. Meant to be said as an expletive.

What time is it? Jesus Murphy, I’m late!

Sue screams Jesus Murphy after she see’s a spider. She’s a total arachnophobe.

I like saying Jesus Murphy instead of using the lords name in vain.

by Kaizo64 September 1, 2018

cillian murphy

An actor who is irish. Not just any actor though, the best one there is. He makes his roles as believable as possible. He is the most beautiful person alive. Big blue eyes, lucious red lips, and outstanding cheek bones.

"I know more about the business of suicide in my baby finger, than you do in all your years of training and Freud reading. I gurran-fuckin'-tee ya that. " jonathan-On the edge. One of cillian murphys best movies.

by joellethejerk June 11, 2007

murderp

An accidental homicide which is the result of a particularly ridiculous blunder. A murderp can be easily distinguished from an ordinary case of murder or manslaughter by the level of unmitigated buffoonery which brings it to fruition.

Just as the hostage was about to be released, a trigger-happy police sniper fired at the kidnapper but instead hit the hostage, killing her instantly. Soon afterward, the officer was brought up on charges of second degree merderp.

If your keep allowing your toddler to carry baby ducks around by their necks, I fear a murderp will soon be taking place.

After wrecking his parents' car because he liked to drive while huffing solvent fumes, young George W. Bush knew he had to make up a good cover story. His parents would have been furious if they found out the car had actually been murderped.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 24, 2011

Murica

A slang term for 'America' usually shouted in an exclamation by stupid people/rednecks.

The only notable people who have ever used this word repeatedly are Matt and Pat of Two Best Friends Play on YouTube.

Holy shit that was awesome!
Murica!

by Fetus Bitch August 21, 2013