muffed out

to handle a situation in a cowardly way.

you didn't even get her number? you really muffed out, you know?

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Muffed

A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.

Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!

by Guilford309 July 12, 2011

Muffed

To be pussy whipped or handcuffed by the muff.

Jannette- "Did Liam stay in with his wife again?"
Nathaniel- "Ya, he's muffed."

by JoyRider August 26, 2009

Muffler

When someone is tossing your salad and you fart in their mouth.

Then say: "Boom... Muffler!"

by dspinner January 24, 2005

Muffley

A person who has a mop-top style hair, is short (In many ways) and constantly hangs around one person. They must also be abnormally attracted to their younger brother. Also known as Muff Cop.

You: "The Muff dropped his stuff!"
Him: "Don't fffucking thay that or i'll smath you!"

by Marcus Lam March 27, 2005

Muffle

The hair on your head.
Generally taken the wrong way unless you explain what a muffle is.

Let me stroke your muffle!!

by Rosehhh December 16, 2010

muffler

(verb)
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.

Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.

ex 1.)*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.

by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005