I'm gonna kill myself

An alternative expression for "I'm tired" or "There's a little discomfort", usually used by millennials & Gen Zs.

"I'm so tired, I'm gonna kill myself"
"Oh my god I am going to kill myself"

by shouldijumpoffthebuildingyes September 8, 2021

McElfresh

dirty white trash with a small penis but gets the hott girls

everyone in the trailer park is a mcelfresh

by wsc December 21, 2004

top ace myself

One who considers themself to be a top notch drinker. One who is able to consume mass quantities of alcohol, while pacing themself.

I used to be a top ace myself. I could drink anyone under the table!

by leeser July 11, 2007

turd fucking myself

To push a turd out and suck it back in repeatedly.

I was in the bathroom for an hour turd fucking myself

by The original big jim November 20, 2013

Gay for myself

One who likes to play with them selves

Suh dude I'm gay for myself

by Party hard nigha August 23, 2016

reach out to myself

A euphemism for masterbation.

This is a common grammatical mistake for the phrase, “reach out to me” in corporate culture.

I couldn’t find a date so I guess I’m gonna just reach out to myself tonight.

by DetroitDoug June 14, 2020

i hate myself

Thats not good. please get some help

person 1 i hate myself
Person 2 then kill yourself

by ilovedigbicks23234 May 2, 2022