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A euphemism for masterbation.

This is a common grammatical mistake for the phrase, “reach out to me” in corporate culture.
I couldn’t find a date so I guess I’m gonna just reach out to myself tonight.
by DetroitDoug June 14, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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