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mizzio

mizzio is the apotheosis of global economic failure and social collapse. it is said that since the birth of mizzio the whole universe has become shit: in fact, the line of the graph of deaths has increased by 200% compared to before.
today I feel just like a mizzio-> oggi mi sento veramente un fallimento
by Xsaider November 21, 2021
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Mozzarella Cheesedick

The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.
He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.
by JJ4ever February 11, 2022
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mozzerate

to creatively fix an item, fashion a part or create a tool out of whatever materials are on hand.
I had to mozzerate my broken exhaust with wire clothes hangers and plastic tie wraps. To hang my Christmas lights, I had to mozzerate a tool by taping broomsticks together with a curtain rod hook on the end.
by headtechanic December 31, 2022
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Mozzaddy

Mozzaddy, derived from the name of a minor internet celebrity, is used to describe when somebody is sharing too much information with a stranger online.
Look at him sharing his whole life story online, he's being a total Mozzaddy!
by HaplessHandlee! November 9, 2023
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Mighty Mozza

The presence of a young professional's alter ego that appears when drinking. The alter ego displays the opposite characteristics of the young professionals corporate life, behaving inappropriately in every facet of social interaction, often resulting in widespread embarrassment, discomfort and occasional legal ramifications.
"I thought Andrew from the project team was a really sweet and professional guy, but then I saw him at the work christmas party and Mighty Mozza was out"
by Woodley53 December 7, 2012
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Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.
"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."
by LMM121 June 26, 2017
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Dirty Mozie

When you are feeling super cute fucking a female and decide to bite their neck and suck their blood
by Nazom dier May 21, 2019
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