Morning Snorkel
Morning Snorkel by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016
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Morning Salute
A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
Morning Salute by Goatoghillgary December 18, 2016
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A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.
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early morning acting
When you go to a fancy/nice hotel and make coffee early in the morning. Then sipping from it while you open the curtains and look out the window like they do in the movies.
Hey Bill I am going to the Starbucks downstairs.
Alright, I am just going to do some early morning acting.
Alright, I am just going to do some early morning acting.
early morning acting by early morning acting June 1, 2014