montie

common name for social outcasts. most likely has a pee kink and makes instagram edits

montie: hi
girl: hey
montie: send pee audios
*blocked*

by anonymous January 31, 2021

mud mantis

a lesser known derogatory term for those of african american descent usually referring to those who need a good bath

That damn mud mantis has been wearing that same shirt for the past three days!

by hater bob July 20, 2008

granny manties

A Grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own.

My Grandpa thinks someone is stealing his drawers because my Grandma's eyesight is slipping and she's turned his laundry into her very own Granny Manties!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

mantis fucking

Intercourse that ends with the female partner terminating the life of the male partner. The female partner gives a quick snap of the neck to the male partner immediately after the male orgasims. Although rarely practiced, some men with terminal diseases choose to end their life this way rather than waiting for their bodies to shrivel and waste away. As an added benefit, if timed correctly, the male will stay hard and continue to orgasim and shudder for upwards of twenty five minutes, providing a great deal of extra stimulation for the female partner.

I was getting awful tired of Timmy donkey punching me all the time, so I got a little extra pleasure from mantis fucking the hell out of him once we found out he had cancer.

by TheRealZorak May 25, 2006

mantics

The antics that ensue when manpanions are together

1. I left you alone for 5 minutes and the mantics have started.

2. Everytime Phil goes out with his manpanion, the mantics ensue.

3. When they start showing their asses, you know the mantics have started.

by Sick of Johnnys October 23, 2007

mantittily

Exceptionally monstrous man titties that jiggle with every step

"Andrew's man-titties were exceptionally mantittily today!"

by Pikachu1990 March 29, 2009

Mention Monday

MM a.k.a Mention Monday is the new craze on twitter. This will not replace but add to FF a.k.a follow friday. This is to let your fellow tweeps about awesome people to follow. Can be for those who may have missed out on Follow Friday. Also used for people you may have met over the weekend.

1)
Tom: Hey man
Rob: WTF!? why didn't you FF me?
Tom: dude, dont worry ill just MM you

2)

Rob: Oi, have you heard of Mention Monday
Tom: Nah, What is it?
Rob: this awesome new thing thats like Follow Friday but better!!!

by Duggs123 June 8, 2010