Mole Hole

A variation of the dirty sanchez, instead of wiping the remnants of your shit across the the upper lip of your significant other, you jam it straight up their nose.

i got mole hole-d, now all i can smell is shit.

by hey. there. shittyshittyfagfag January 19, 2009

moiety

State of being half, part.

His moiety was well obvious

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Mole-style

Refers to the position moles fuck, also refered to as "rape"

He got owned mole-style

by Jerichoholic88 October 19, 2008

Foot Mole

A mole oddly located on one's foot.


Mmm..

"Dude, what's that on your foot?"
"It's my foot mole, ass."

by Cem November 8, 2004

naked mole rat

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.

She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!

by Inanna October 21, 2007

Mole Rat

1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.

2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.

If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.

by Martin the mole rat February 4, 2009

McLetdown

Looking forward to a McDonalds icecream all day only to find when you get there that the icecream machine isn't working/is empty/is being cleaned (although THAT one doesnt happen much) so you miss out.

Customer: Can I have a 50 cent cone please?
McDonalds Chick: Sorry, the machine isn't turned on.
Customer: @#%$! That is such a McLetdown!

by Icecream Fan May 11, 2006