Mewelded

The act of choosing a Fantasy Football player prior to the designated pickup time.

Rob mewelded that player at 11:59, one minute too early, therefore the pickup should be null and void.

by sneakycaptain January 15, 2009

Zane mcewen

A thick bitch with more problems then friends, but what he lacks in friends he makes up in voices in his head, and additionally he loves penis and butt holes ( guy butts) and he is a total beta cuck

Man don’t be such a Zane mcewen and just talk to her

by Orosz99 January 25, 2020

The lawn mower

Biting off a partners pubic hair in the process of giving head

Giving the lawn mower generally annoys your intercourse partner.

by japlunker December 3, 2010

lawn mower joke

When someone makes an awkward joke, and no body laughs.

-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep

by Colbath December 21, 2014

JENNIFER MOWERS

Another name for a Fatass Celestial body lookin' bitch ass nigga

jennifer mowers is large gay

by gaylord texas May 14, 2018

meower

Miss Meower. To Strut your stuff down the sidewalk. Typically, a meower only qualifies if she is physically hot and mentally smart. Damn she is a total meower.

meow,whats the damn problem here meow? I am mega meower....bow down and kiss my tail!

me to the yow to the yoew to the yizzoew!

by The Inventor of meowism February 4, 2010

moezer

1-
Defined as a female breast with a full-sized penis in place of a nipple. Although mozers are generally attached to the female body, they can be found dismembered in various places, including tents and alleyways. After 2 days, such mozers sprout legs and run blindly into solid objects such as walls.
2-
Mozer means one who grew or sold vegetables

Yo bro! I've hit ur nipples! like you're a Moezer!

Sorry!

by rasamadabiz November 3, 2012