mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton December 10, 2007

Miss Muffet

Another adorably sweet nickname for a cute, puffy and just lovely vagina...

Miss Muffet was feeling a little sore after that pound session yesterday...

by Muttemor June 22, 2021

Muff Slush Surprise

The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.

Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.

by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009

chutney muff

a girl with red pubic hair or a girl with red hair, thus suspected of the same attributes downstairs
Also known as chutters

have you seen that girl alexandra?
who the chutney muff?
yeah

by Petey May 18, 2003

muff nugget

Little peice of toliet paper left in the muff after a girl is done going to the bathroom.

I was going to go down on her, but she had some mad muff nuggets

by OC June 11, 2003

Muff Wrangler

One who aquires a massive amount of vagina.

"Man, look at all them ladies! You're such a muff wrangler!"

by Teddy McDonald April 28, 2006

muff management

Collective noun describing activities including trimming, shaving, waxing and plucking aimed at the reduction or removal of muff.

Rachel: 'Are you going swimming today?'
Alison: 'No, I can't- I've been a bit lax on the muff management front.'

by Ali_b January 23, 2007