spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

mining for gold

The act of picking one's nose.

He must be mining for gold!

by unclebiggin November 10, 2010

mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

t-mikin

To get with a girl just for sex.
On your side, you know it's just to fuck, on her side she thinks you're in love with her.

boy1 : man that bitch keeps calling me, fuck that I just wanted to get some head and now i'm stuck with her..

boy2 : haha i see you dawg! you're t-mikin' that hoe, playaaa

by Bitch_Legz July 10, 2009

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

mininugg

a smaller than average, good looking girl. preferably 5 feet or shorter, but still totally bangable.

Damn, check out Betsy, such a mininugg.

by ng6290 March 15, 2010

Matincendisphobia

Pronounced ma-tin-sen-dis-foh-bee-uh, matincendisphobia is a condition where an entity becomes (or appears to become) fearful of mature internet censorship discussion.

The Australian Federal Government developed a case of matincendisphobia in July 2010 AD which was stopping it from progressing in life. It had numerous sessions with various psychiatrists and psychologists but had no success curing the phobia. Because the phobia had been known to have potentially dangerous side effects, the Australian Federal Government finally made the decision to visit Richard Bandler (co-creator of NLP) who helped it get over it's case of matincendisphobia and move on to live a functional life. Thank Eris.

by Karl Manx July 23, 2010