miracle whip

to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.

Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together

by frankie Jay January 3, 2008

miracle boner

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.

John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.

by SALUKIDUO April 22, 2011

Miracle Musical

best fucking music anyone's ever heard like holy shit how do you hear these songs and not begin miracle musicaling all over the place
it's a side project of joe hawley, fun fact about miracle musical the mind electric was originally for tally hall but was scrapped. also a lot of the tally hall members are also part of miracle musical don't know if they kept it coming back though

guy 1: " it feels like flying but maybe we're dying "
guy 2: " hey did you know that song's 7 minutes long and it's by ミラクルミュージカル also known as miracle musical? "
guy 1: " ... "

by it's now and never a reverie e September 18, 2023

miracleworker

Usually said sarcastically about someone who must complete an apparently simple task

All I have to do is teach simple slang words.
Why do I feel like such a miracleworker?

by nick_g July 15, 2011

miracle ear

When you blow your knuckle children in a bitches ear.

Yo dog you skanked dat bitch sideways and gave her a miracle ear finish Shiiiiittttt youze a gansta

by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008

Miracle Whip

Its a mayonnaise but a little more tasty. Its probably not as healthy but who gives a whores pussy? Its spiced and Shit I think. Idk I just eat it.

Pass the miracle whip dumbass

by Someguywithtoomuchtime March 30, 2015

miracle inch

the small area located between the balls and the ass crack

I went crazy when my girlfriend started to lick my miracle inch.

by tahanetakoontae July 16, 2007