Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.

1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

Dirty Mendez

A type of dance where you clean your ass on someone else's leg. A very dirty dance.

There was no paper in the club restroom so I'm going to do the Dirty Mendez on the dance floor.

by Jesus "Chuy June 19, 2008

mansectomy

A procedure for removing excess fat (man-boobs) from a male chest. Often used on old ex-bodybuilders whose chest muscles have atrophied to flab. (or possibly Phil Mickelson, he's got bigger boobs than my last girlfriend!)

If Bob (from Fight Club) wants to get rid of his bitch tits he's going to need to get a mansectomy.

by GeorgeXVIII February 24, 2006

mansexy

A man who so epitomizes the ideals of coolness, awesomeness, manliness, badassness, and charisma that he achieves a heterosexual appeal that makes lesser men want to be him.

When Robert Plant performs, he has mansexy.

When Jimi Hendrix wails on the guitar, he has mansexy.

When Tyler Durdan kicks ass, he has mansexy.

by bnastyflintmi March 10, 2009

Mease

1. A horrible, horrible person who can do nothing positive for anyone, has the uglyiest breasts, and smells like weed constantly. 2. A fuck-up 3. Someone whose basement totally rules.

Man, that Mease sure sucks ass, let's never hang out with him ever. Unless it's in his basement.

by g. mease November 29, 2010

Meese

Usually a female that weighs over and above what is required or allowed. Known for complaining about their weight then turning around and consuming large amounts of Krispy Kreme donuts.

Meese will sometimes employ sly tactics in order to lure males into their vicinity. Such devices include accompanying themselves with smaller and extremely attractive counterparts to attract the attention of surrounding males.

Due to peripheral handicaps, please be cautious when approaching any Meese. They are generally kind in nature, but can be uncoordinated at times.

At the buffett, I was almost trampled by a meese.

The club was full of meese tonight.

by MonkeyPants July 22, 2004

Mr meeseeks

Mr meseeks blue box man

Mr meeseeks

by Lesbian duck October 10, 2017