2 definitions by MonkeyPants
Snooty anorexic chicks that never top 100 pounds becuase they've been told that no fat chick has ever landed a successful man (one of the few truisms in life). But wafers never develop breasts. What the hell is the point of a woman without the breasts? You still hear them whine, you still put up with a week of irritability, you still get illogical crying, but you don't get the wonderful, wonderful tits.
by MonkeyPants March 13, 2005
Usually a female that weighs over and above what is required or allowed. Known for complaining about their weight then turning around and consuming large amounts of Krispy Kreme donuts.
Meese will sometimes employ sly tactics in order to lure males into their vicinity. Such devices include accompanying themselves with smaller and extremely attractive counterparts to attract the attention of surrounding males.
Due to peripheral handicaps, please be cautious when approaching any Meese. They are generally kind in nature, but can be uncoordinated at times.
Meese will sometimes employ sly tactics in order to lure males into their vicinity. Such devices include accompanying themselves with smaller and extremely attractive counterparts to attract the attention of surrounding males.
Due to peripheral handicaps, please be cautious when approaching any Meese. They are generally kind in nature, but can be uncoordinated at times.
by MonkeyPants July 22, 2004