independent medical exam

Examination of a patient by a doctor employed by an insurance company (e.g. insurance company whore) to second guess a patient's claim. Insurance companies use the term independent to deceive the general public. The examinaitons are not "independent" per se because if a whore fails to deliver the expected goods, the whore gets no more insurance company work. Another cost savings mechanism for an insurer to make million and billions in profits. FIGHT YOUR INSURNACE COMPANY.

The insurance company used their independent medical examination to reduce my claim.

by David Kuczenski Esq July 28, 2007

medical social fascism

An ideology that believes in the supremacy of medicine, rejection of the truth, censorship, silencing of the opposition, social Darwinism, mass surveillance, big government, and other forms of suppression.

The very concept of medical social fascism is terrifying.

by Doctor WTF April 7, 2022

Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.

That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.

by MelvinH October 1, 2017

British Medical Journal

Originally the name of a tabloid magazine written for those in the medical profession. Now, it merely refers to subscriptions that you're still paying for and receiving in your mail - these of which you neither have the time to read nor ever intend to do so.

I'm getting bored of this trashy fashion magazine that I've stupidly subscribed to two months ago. It's such a British Medical Journal!

by Morbus February 24, 2013

state social medicalism

Another term for medical social fascism.

State social medicalism is another word for far-left medical fascism.

by W3ird-X April 6, 2022

medical emergency!

when one runs out of medical marijuana

Bob: what's wrong,why are you so distraught
Rick: i didn't want to let you know but, I have no master kush
or headband
Bob: we'll just smoke some white widow, green crack or granddaddy purple , or blue dream
Rick: no you don't understand there is nothing, no
platinumorbubba kushnoOG kusheither, not a g of northern lightsAK-47white rhino

orrussian not a joint ofpineapple expressbannana kush orsour diesel not a crumb oflebanese hashcheese kief or drop ofhoney oil not a roach offloeuphoriastargazermazarcindy99LA confidentialalaskan thunderfuckhawaiian blue sativaromulanbarney.....
Bob: oh my god! nobody could have imagined such a
crisis what a catastrophe!!!

it is a medical emergency!!!!

p.s. medical emergency! is never seen without exclamatory marks, remarks, or headshaking sympathy for the victims of this heinous plight.

by tetrahydroC September 9, 2011

Emergency Medical Technician

Also know as EMT there are three levels, EMT 1, 2 and 3 level 3 is also know as paramedic, EMT's can also be firefighters. EMT

"When she fell the Emergency Medical Technician came to save her."

by Jade_baby August 9, 2006