Masturbation

The act of pleasuring yourself. Self-sex, its like training for actual sex.Jacking off.

For a man stroking, rubbing, or even slapping the erect penis, for a women, rubbing the vagina with the two front fingers, or even lodging a penis shaped item such as a dildo in it.

There are terms such as;

Buff the Bananna
Spank the Frank
Stroke the one-eyed snake
beat the meat
Hold your sausage hostage
choke the chicken
Rub the Robin
Box the cock
Invade your pants with a five fingered army
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Fondle the Fig
Jerk the Gerk
Tug the Tiger
Hand to Gland Combat.

As for women;

Vagina Dj
Taco Handshake
Play the Clitar
shuck the oyster
pressing the escape button
Tapping the keg
cleaning your fingers
the two finger tengo
ect

I just love the art of masturbation, it feels amzaing!

by The KockKing May 27, 2011

masturbation

To fuck oneself

me: Why don't you just go and fuck yourself?
boyfriend: *goes off to do some masturbation*

by Guinevere134 June 12, 2009

Masturbation

Sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977

by mandingoe November 8, 2005

Mental Masturbation

The act of looking up the term "Mental Masturbation". You should have better things to do. Now go do it! Geez!!!

I knew I was wasting time thinking about things that didn't amount to anything useful. So I wondered if I was the only. I looked up "Mental Masturbation" and confirmed it.

by XAlterEgoX December 13, 2015

Mutual masturbation

Usually practiced in homosexual couples, but it is also done between some straight couples as foreplay.
When you lay down with someone, get in a cuddle type position and mastubate with them.
Some people make out with the person while they do it.

As I laid there, jerking my cock, at the sight of her masturbating next to me, she leaned over and started to make out with me.
This mutual masturbation thing is great!

by Demonic bro December 10, 2013

Mental Masturbation

The act of engaging in useless yet intellectually stimulating conversation, usually as an excuse to avoid taking constructive action in your life.

Guy 1: "If only I had taken Cindy to my high school prom, I could have fucked her instead of that loser Jeff and then now she would be my girlfriend."

Guy 2: "Dude, stop that mental masturbation right now and go out and meet a new girl!"

by SweetP April 12, 2005

Masturbation

a way to stay faithfulto your girl.

you do it cause: youre horny/bored/to kill time/just because its a habit.

masturbation is a great way to relieve horniness or just cause youre bored.

by www.myspace.com/orgasmaddiction August 26, 2006